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Sep 26 2008

How to be Rejected in your Job Search

Published by The Argus at 7:50 pm under Humor Edit This


Herbert A. Millington
Chair - Search Committee
412A Clarkson Hall, Whitson University
College Hill, MA  34109

Dear Professor Millington,

Thank you for your letter of March 16.  After careful consideration, I
regret to inform you that I am unable to accept your refusal to offer me
an assistant professor position in your department. 

This year I have been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually
large number of rejection letters.  With such a varied and promising field
of candidates, it is impossible for me to accept all refusals. 

Despite Whitson's outstanding qualifications and previous experience in
rejecting applicants, I find that your rejection does not meet my needs at
this time.  Therefore, I will assume the position of assistant professor
in your department this August.  I look forward to seeing you then. 

Best of luck in rejecting future applicants.

Sincerely,
Chris L. Jensen
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2 Responses to “How to be Rejected in your Job Search”

  1. thehabeon 27 Sep 2008 at 4:58 pm edit this

    I am sorry Argus. I would have hired you. T

  2. veingloryon 30 Sep 2008 at 9:04 pm edit this

    I have seen a few of these before and definitely relate to the sentiment.

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