Through the Looking Glass

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will
have $49.00 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have
$33.00 today.

If you purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you
will have $0.00 today.

But, if you purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the
beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for a recycling refund, you would receive $214.00.

Based on the above statistical analysis, we believe the best choice for a current investment plan is to drink heavily &
recycle.

This is the 401-Keg.

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