Oct 15 2008
NEVER end a Sentence with a preposition!!!
The Importance of Education…
On my 60th birthday, I got a gift certificate from my wife. The certificate paid for a visit to a shaman living on a nearby indian reservation whom was rumored to have a wonderful cure for erectile dysfunction.
After being persuaded, I drove to the reservation, handed my ticket to the shaman, and wondered what I was in for. The old man slowly, methodically produced a potion, handed it to me, and with a grip on my shoulder, warned, “This is powerful medicine and it must be respected. You take only a teaspoonful and then say ‘1-2-3.’ When you do that, you will be longer and harder than you have ever been in your life and you can perform as long as you want.”
I was encouraged. As he walked away, I turned and asked, “How do I stop the medicine from working?”
“Your partner must say ‘1-2-3-4,’ the shaman responded. “But when she does, the medicine will not work again until the next full moon.”
I was eager to see if it worked. I went home, showered, shaved, took a spoonful of the medicine, and then invited Miss Ellie to join me in the bedroom. When she came in, I took off my clothes and said, “1-2-3!” Immediately, I was the manliest of men!!!
Miss Ellie was excited and began throwing off her clothes…as she was jumping into bed, she asked, “hey babe, what was the 1-2-3 for?”…….
The moral of the story , boys and girls, is never end a sentence with a preposition!!
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Special Thanks to Uncle Phil
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