Through the Looking Glass

Allrighty then…Let’s see how well this “truth” thing works out.

I am 47, and YES I do look ten years younger. Six foot one inch, 175 lbs. Blue eyes, brown hair-lot’s of it! I can conjugate verbs and can put pen to paper as well. I am retired, a home-owner and (in my mind) still a musician. I work out daily and I’ve never been convicted in a court of law; as far as you know…

Oh yeah, the truth thing…I do enjoy an adult beverage from time to time; maybe even three or four. I smoke. Occasional chemicals as well, the GOOD ones. ☺ I like good food, art, theater and books. I also like a fine dive bar and a Big Mac on occasion. I have no kids. I would prefer that you have no children (that you know of).
I am kind, compassionate, and bathe fairly regularly. (also… as far as you know)

I know this is priggish, but it takes sooo much hard work to stay in shape, so I would kinda like if you were vaguely not round. Could be tall, could be short, blonde, brown, redhaired; 32A, 44D, as long as there’s two of ‘em I’m good. Actually, three would be best; one on the back for dancing! (But, you should know that I seem to have a penchant for losing real property to red heads!…could be a good investment strategy on your part?) Teeth are good, 32 of ‘em would be great! If I said I had the body of an eighteen year old; I meant in the trunk of the car. ☺You would be ideally between 30 and 45 yrs of age. I didn’t date 20 year olds when I was twenty. You have to know that Paul McCartney had a band BEFORE Wings.

I like driving without a plan. Visiting places I’ve never been before. To me, a well-planned date could be as simple as “honey, lets drive south-westish for an hour”

…could also involve cocktails at the meet rack, wine at Sullivans, I’m really open-minded on all of that stuff. Oh, and NEVER underestimate the pure joy of not doin’ shit!! Sitting around aimlessly is a lost art; I aim to be it’s renaissance.

Well, there you are! Other people promise that they’re “off the wall”, or “out there”. I invented it and hold all the patents.

If you’re not, at this point, hiding in the laundry room, screaming, then, by all means write me!! Pics are cool, too. I would be glad to send pics as well. (I’ll even go first!)

Oh, I almost forgot, I know the new age woman luvs a sense of humor. I am not funny, not at all, ☺ .

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