Through the Looking Glass

Good Morning and Welcome to Friday the 13th of February. Friday is just as likely to fall on the 13th as any other date. We’ll encounter it again next month!!

Mark Twain once was the 13th guest at a dinner party. A friend warned him not to go. “It was bad luck,” Twain later told the friend. “They only had food for 12.”

Remember: “Everything in your life has led you up to this moment… and Bikini Girls with Machine Guns.”

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Your Friday Funny

A man asked a waiter to take a bottle of Merlot to an unusually attractive woman sitting alone at a table in a cozy little restaurant.So the waiter took the Merlot to the woman and said, ‘This is from the gentleman who is seated over there.’ ..and indicated the sender with a  nod of his head.

She stared at the wine coolly for a few seconds, not looking at the man, then decided to send a reply to him by a note. The waiter, who was lingering nearby for a response, took the note from her and conveyed it to the gentleman.

The note read:

For me to accept this bottle, you need to have a Mercedes in your garage, a million dollars in the bank and 7 inches in your pants.

After reading the note, the man decided to compose one of his own in return. He folded the note, handed it to the waiter and instructed him to deliver it to the lady.

It read:

Just to let you know things aren’t always what they appear to be, I have a BMW Z8, Mercedes CL600, and a Porsche in my several garages; I have beautiful homes in Aspen & Maui, and a 10,000 acre winery in France . There is over twenty million dollars in my bank account and portfolio. But, not even for a woman as beautiful as you are, would I cut off three inches. Just send the bottle back.

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