Through the Looking Glass

Good Morning Guys and Gals!

Today we’re going to look at the term “Equal Opportunity Employer”.

We’ll start with this seemingly innocuous ad for a shipping clerk.

Description:  Shipping and Receiving Clerk The National Optical Astronomy Observatory headquarters in Tucson currently seeks applicants for an entry-level position in the Shipping and Receiving Department. The shipping and receiving facility supports multiple domestic and international astronomical sites. Selected candidate will be responsible for mail distribution and posting activities, receipt of incoming goods, and local pick-up and delivery services. The starting pay of the position is $10.00/hour including a comprehensive benefit package. Selected candidate must have or be able to obtain a Class C CDL with a Hazardous Materials Endorsement and be able to become forklift certified. The individual must be physically fit and able to frequently lift up to 50 lbs. unassisted. Requirements: High school diploma or equivalent, one year experience in shipping and receiving or mailroom environment, and have a valid Arizona driver’s license.

To apply send cover letter and resume to: [Click Here to Email Your Resumé], or mail to: Human Resources Office, Attn: Shipping and Receiving Clerk-Job #947, PO Box 26732, Tucson, AZ 85726-6732. NOAO extends hiring preference to Native Americans living on or near the Tohono O’Odham Reservation qualified for the position. NOAO actively support efforts to broaden participation in all Observatory activities. For more information www.noao.edu. AA/ EOE

Notice the underlined section? Notice the “Equal Opportunity Employer” Anagram at the end?

What have I missed here? I’m confused, Equal….But……Huh?!?! Is “near” a legal term like “…in the hood”? This prospective employer sez they wish to “broaden participation in all Observatory activities. So, how many Dwarfs do you employ? What about Tibetan Monks? How about blind folks? Does the observatory have openings for blind people to “observe”?

Aren’t I a Native American? I was born in Chicago, “that being a BlackHawk term”. Makes me even MORE native!! I live near the reservation, everyone in Arizona lives “near” a reservation. In fact there are probably white folks from Jersey who spend more time on the reservation, (think five-dollar buffets and nickel slots), than half the Native Americans here!! Is there a preference for these guys? I mean, does accumulated time count?

And what about Serial Killers? Boy, there’s an unrepresented demographic if ever I’ve heard one! Granted most of your Serial Killers tend to be late for work; give a lot of “…I’ve been detained…” excuses; but hey, equal would refer to the unemployable too.

There you are; my Monday rant: thoughts please?:

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