Comments for Through the Looking Glass http://theargus.today.com ...everything I have ever told you is a lie... including this. Sun, 08 Nov 2009 12:36:25 +0000 http://www.today.com/version-2.3.1 Comment on Ebonics Part I by mrhobbie http://theargus.today.com/2009/09/28/ebonics/#comment-431 mrhobbie Sat, 07 Nov 2009 12:42:57 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2009/09/28/ebonics/#comment-431 That was some funny shit there! A real professional voice went straight ghetto! LOL That was some funny shit there! A real professional voice went straight ghetto! LOL

]]> Comment on Google like a Pirate!!! by shannonf http://theargus.today.com/2009/09/20/googlepirate/#comment-430 shannonf Wed, 04 Nov 2009 05:45:18 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2009/09/20/googlepirate/#comment-430 lol too funny lol too funny

]]> Comment on There’s Meat on the Table Tonight by skwguitar http://theargus.today.com/2009/10/16/meatonthetable/#comment-416 skwguitar Fri, 23 Oct 2009 02:41:20 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2009/10/16/meatonthetable/#comment-416 Nice usage of words.. words and feelings, feelings and meanings... "Now we’re engaged in a great civil war that’s pimping our memories and creating new whores. I’ve never been evil and never took flight. But there’s meat on the table tonight." I can dig it! Nice usage of words.. words and feelings, feelings and meanings…

“Now we’re engaged in a great civil war
that’s pimping our memories and creating new whores.
I’ve never been evil and never took flight.
But there’s meat on the table tonight.”

I can dig it!

]]> Comment on Pic of the day by mushymom http://theargus.today.com/picoftheday/#comment-386 mushymom Sat, 12 Sep 2009 16:09:11 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/picoftheday/#comment-386 Yup, good one! :) LOL Yup, good one! :) LOL

]]> Comment on Pic of the day by Jon http://theargus.today.com/picoftheday/#comment-385 Jon Fri, 11 Sep 2009 21:39:34 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/picoftheday/#comment-385 That is not a duck. Looks like a goose. That is not a duck. Looks like a goose.

]]> Comment on Equal Opportunity Employer - Say WHAT? by Lisa http://theargus.today.com/2009/06/08/eoe/#comment-376 Lisa Thu, 27 Aug 2009 01:25:01 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2009/06/08/eoe/#comment-376 Oh My! So true! What they won't use to say they are in compliance with EOE laws. LOL LOL.... Love it! Oh My! So true! What they won’t use to say they are in compliance with EOE laws. LOL LOL….
Love it!

]]> Comment on The Biggest Problem Facing our Country Today (That’s Right, Bread) by soapgirl http://theargus.today.com/2008/09/23/the-biggest-problem-facing-our-country-today-thats-right-bread/#comment-323 soapgirl Mon, 06 Jul 2009 03:56:59 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2008/09/23/the-biggest-problem-facing-our-country-today-thats-right-bread/#comment-323 Well that explains it all since I admit I am a bread user. And it isn't unusual for me to add peanut butter to it either and sometimes when I make toast I use butter. Yes I'm a wild one. http://melancholymusings.com http://moonlightdwelling.com Well that explains it all since I admit I am a bread user. And it isn’t unusual for me to add peanut butter to it either and sometimes when I make toast I use butter. Yes I’m a wild one.

http://melancholymusings.com

http://moonlightdwelling.com

]]> Comment on The Biggest Problem Facing our Country Today (That’s Right, Bread) by Mr. Husky http://theargus.today.com/2008/09/23/the-biggest-problem-facing-our-country-today-thats-right-bread/#comment-321 Mr. Husky Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:52:09 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2008/09/23/the-biggest-problem-facing-our-country-today-thats-right-bread/#comment-321 Obama has a super double secret plan to take your toast. Yes, right after he takes your guns, your money, your homes, and your toilet paper. Trust me on this one, folks. The CDR (center for diseased republicans) has uncovered deleted emails from senior administration officials to Wonderbread, Arnold, and Pepperidge Farms showing a clear and consistent goal of nationalizing toast, and many other baked goods. These will be implanted with nanochips so they can track your usage of toast wherever you use it. George Orwell couldn't have dreamed up a more nefarious plot. The new york times has been sitting on the story in response to requests from the National Toast Security Administration. There are rumors of plans to expand the program to include butter and jam as well. Not content to make us all have health care, education and financial security, to regulate the investment and energy sectors, and pave roads, build schools and bridges, these socialist bastards now want your toast! I urge all my fellow citizens to write you congressional representatives to protest this pre-emptive short circuit of our constitutional right to toastation without representation. If they outlaw toast, only outlaws will have toast. Toast doesn't kill people, politicians kill people. This is just another in a series of affronts to our national identity. They're not going after croissants, are they? NOOOOOO! how about Kaiser rolls? NOOOOOOOOOO! They're not even targeting tacos!! Whats next, grits? Jimmy Dean Sausage? Where will it end??? I've been talking to representatives from the cauliflower industrial complex, and believe me, they are worried. Who wouldn't be? I say we gather up all our toast and dump it in the Sonoran Desert, just like they did back in Boston with all that tea! We are the yeast common denominator, lets rise to the occasion!! Thank you one and all Mr. Husky Obama has a super double secret plan to take your toast. Yes, right after he takes your guns, your money, your homes, and your toilet paper. Trust me on this one, folks. The CDR (center for diseased republicans) has uncovered deleted emails from senior administration officials to Wonderbread, Arnold, and Pepperidge Farms showing a clear and consistent goal of nationalizing toast, and many other baked goods. These will be implanted with nanochips so they can track your usage of toast wherever you use it. George Orwell couldn’t have dreamed up a more nefarious plot. The new york times has been sitting on the story in response to requests from the National Toast Security Administration. There are rumors of plans to expand the program to include butter and jam as well.
Not content to make us all have health care, education and financial security, to regulate the investment and energy sectors, and pave roads, build schools and bridges, these socialist bastards now want your toast! I urge all my fellow citizens to write you congressional representatives to protest this pre-emptive short circuit of our constitutional right to toastation without representation. If they outlaw toast, only outlaws will have toast. Toast doesn’t kill people, politicians kill people. This is just another in a series of affronts to our national identity. They’re not going after croissants, are they? NOOOOOO! how about Kaiser rolls? NOOOOOOOOOO! They’re not even targeting tacos!! Whats next, grits? Jimmy Dean Sausage? Where will it end??? I’ve been talking to representatives from the cauliflower industrial complex, and believe me, they are worried. Who wouldn’t be? I say we gather up all our toast and dump it in the Sonoran Desert, just like they did back in Boston with all that tea! We are the yeast common denominator, lets rise to the occasion!!
Thank you one and all
Mr. Husky

]]> Comment on World’s Largest Ship!! by Dave777 http://theargus.today.com/largest-ship/#comment-313 Dave777 Sat, 27 Jun 2009 11:59:33 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/largest-ship/#comment-313 reakon it'l sink ? reakon it’l sink ?

]]> Comment on Get A Life – Volume I by hindleyite http://theargus.today.com/2009/06/09/capncrunch/#comment-306 hindleyite Tue, 16 Jun 2009 10:09:51 +0000 http://theargus.today.com/2009/06/09/capncrunch/#comment-306 I've never heard of these Crunch Berries you speak of, so for all I know they could contain genuine fish eyeballs or witchety grubs. I’ve never heard of these Crunch Berries you speak of, so for all I know they could contain genuine fish eyeballs or witchety grubs.

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