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		<title>There&#8217;s Meat on the Table Tonight</title>
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There&#8217;s meat on the table tonight
 
When I was younger and worked nine to five.
There was hope and a hunger and a will to survive
But history&#8217;s history, the past is good bye
yet there was meat on the table that night.
 
Now we&#8217;re engaged in a great civil war
that&#8217;s pimping our memories and creating new whores.
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<p style="text-align: center" align="center"><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"><strong>There&#8217;s meat on the table tonight</strong></font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">When I was younger and worked nine to five.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">There was hope and a hunger and a will to survive</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But history&#8217;s history, the past is good bye</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">yet there was meat on the table that night.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Now we&#8217;re engaged in a great civil war</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">that&#8217;s pimping our memories and creating new whores.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I&#8217;ve never been evil and never took flight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But there&#8217;s meat on the table tonight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I know that it&#8217;s cheating and know that it kills,</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But the family&#8217;s grieving and taken to ills</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Food is the life-blood and food is the light</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">And there’ll be meat on the table tonight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">When did it come to this, when did I fall?</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I could of said No, I could have stood tall.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But the collector&#8217;s collecting and electricity&#8217;s due</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">and the water, the rent and the telephone too.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I could have soared higher, climbed to new heights</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But there&#8217;s meat on the table tonight</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">So, so far so good and I&#8217;ve managed to hide</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">This newfound new income from the girl by my side</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Oh, but sooner or later all wrongs turn to right.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But there&#8217;s meat on the table tonight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But kings fall from grace, as does common man</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I&#8217;ve tried and I&#8217;ve worked just as hard as I can</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">A thief is a thief as black is to white</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But there&#8217;s meat on the table tonight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">One of these days, I&#8217;ll get caught in the fight.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">One of these years I&#8217;ll end up inside</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">The gated community where no one survives</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But for now and for later we&#8217;re doin&#8217; all right.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">And there&#8217;s meat on the table tonight.</font></p>
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		<description><![CDATA[Allrighty then&#8230;
Remember the old adage &#8220;You can take the boy out of the country, but you can&#8217;t take the country out of the boy?&#8221;
mmmmm, well, take a looky at this here video. This gentleman would be wise to remember the words of Satchel Paige:
&#8220;Ain&#8217;t no man can avoid being born average. But ain&#8217;t no man [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Allrighty then&#8230;</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Remember the old adage &#8220;You can take the boy out of the country, but you can&#8217;t take the country out of the boy?&#8221;</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">mmmmm, well, take a looky at this here video. This gentleman would be wise to remember the words of Satchel Paige:</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">&#8220;Ain&#8217;t no man can avoid being born average. But ain&#8217;t no man got to be common.&#8221;</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">This is what you get in the digital age. In the old days; read - 5 years ago - The cost of tape/film was prohibitive enough that when one flubbed a take, the cameras stopped rolling&#8230;Not these days&#8230;</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">By the way; How come when you watch National Geographic, they explain how someone is the &#8220;first&#8221; to climb said mountain and yet someone else climbed up right behind him WHILE CARRYING forty lbs. of video gear?</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Any how, here is today&#8217;s  Ebonics lesson:</font></p>
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There are things they say
that can&#8217;t be seen, 
can&#8217;t be held and can&#8217;t be dreamed.
 
There are worlds of wise-men
dead men too,
some too kind, and some too cruel. 
 
There are tiny places
we all hide,
the caustic evils we store inside.
 
There are great big valleys
and hidden seas, 
elemental genius  and the [...]]]></description>
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<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">There are things they say</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">that can&#8217;t be seen, </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">can&#8217;t be held and can&#8217;t be dreamed.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">There are worlds of wise-men</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">dead men too,</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">some too kind, and some too cruel. </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">There are tiny places</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">we all hide,</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">the caustic evils we store inside.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">There are great big valleys</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">and hidden seas, </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">elemental genius<span>  </span>and the Pharasees&#8217;.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Time marches forward </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">time stands still, </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Time slides backwards, always will.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Lost in shadows</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">mired by night</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Then comes guidance then comes Light.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4"> </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">M. Marcus 09/07/09</font></p>
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		<title>The Revenge of the White Dudes</title>
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		<pubDate>Fri, 28 Aug 2009 21:11:15 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Whew, this little gem crossed my path earlier. You know how your friends are constantly asking you: &#8220;Yo, white dude, why can&#8217;t you and your brothers write a rap song?&#8221; Well, for one, we are severely limited on topics of interest.  Using myself as an example; I&#8217;ve never had a stable of bitches so therefore, [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Whew, this little gem crossed my path earlier. You know how your friends are constantly asking you: &#8220;Yo, white dude, why can&#8217;t you and your brothers write a rap song?&#8221; Well, for one, we are severely limited on topics of interest.  Using myself as an example; I&#8217;ve never had a stable of bitches so therefore, I don&#8217;t have much pimpin&#8217; experience. I&#8217;ve never sold crack in the projects, hell, I&#8217;ve never bought crack in the projects, and I&#8217;ve never had a thousand dollar bottle of champagne to drink while shopping for a Rolex in Beverly Hills either.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">So, common ground? Maybe&#8230;I do like women and, evidently so does this gentleman: I proudly present to you&#8230;decent White folk hip-hop. Oh, and by the way, this is in NO WAY WHAT SO EVER safe for work.<br />
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		<title>How To Fold A Shirt</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 25 Aug 2009 14:29:38 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[Dear Reader, 
not to be confused with Kim Jong II, Dear Leader,

I know it has been two months since I last invaded your privacy; But I was engaged in my annual &#8220;Fall Down the Rabbit Hole&#8230;&#8221; sabbatical.
I, as a rule, do not cotton to my birthday well at all. In fact I rather dislike this [...]]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Dear Reader, </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">not to be confused with Kim Jong II, Dear Leader,<br />
</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I know it has been two months since I last invaded your privacy; But I was engaged in my annual &#8220;Fall Down the Rabbit Hole&#8230;&#8221; sabbatical.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I, as a rule, do not cotton to my birthday well at all. In fact I rather dislike this yearly occurrence. I tend to imbibe in the &#8220;brewery arts&#8221; to an extent that could, by laymen&#8217;s terms, be called intoxication. </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Oscar Wilde: &#8220;I have found that alcohol, in small amounts can cause intoxication.&#8221; </font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">But I digress.</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">I know you&#8217;ve wondered what exciting earth-shattering topic will Argus address in his first column in nearly sixty days? Well, I&#8217;ve been eagerly watching the news of the world around us and have decided to address the MOST IMPORTANT issue of our times. That&#8217;s right, How To Fold A Shirt!!</font></p>
<p><font face="comic sans ms,sand" size="4">Without further ado:</font></p>
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The seraphs laughed and gathered ‘round me.
Prodding me with smiles.
Minutes matter, they then said.
More so than country miles.
The time is now, and always will be,
Enjoy it while it’s here.
Do not belie what lies inside you,
Don’t mark the time in years.
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Take it when it shows.
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<p>The seraphs laughed and gathered ‘round me.<br />
Prodding me with smiles.<br />
Minutes matter, they then said.<br />
More so than country miles.<br />
The time is now, and always will be,<br />
Enjoy it while it’s here.<br />
Do not belie what lies inside you,<br />
Don’t mark the time in years.<br />
Grace is fleeting, as is love,<br />
Take it when it shows.<br />
Live for now, that’s where you are,<br />
Can’t take it when you go.<br />
I didn’t like the seraphim,<br />
Their joviality.<br />
But when I looked into the mirror,<br />
I saw that they were me.</p>
<p>Mitch Marcus</p>
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